Characteristics of the Perfect Wife

By Jen Piwtpitt - 1:12 PM

Characteristics of the Perfect Wife:

She cooks, cleans and cares for the kids, all while bringing in a fat paycheck.

She encourages him to play golf on both weekend days.

She knows when to stop talking.

She’s always hungry for some lovin’.

Her idea of a romantic getaway is a week in Vegas.

She enthusiastically supports his efforts to experiment with facial hair.

She can appreciate a good, crude joke.

She loves all things sports.

She happily takes his mother’s calls so that he doesn’t have to.

She loves the smell of cigar smoke just as much as he does.

She’s curvaceous, yet thin.

She never, ever yells — at him or at the kids — ever.

Dream on, dude!

This appeared originally on I'm Still Learning.

About Stephanie: Stephanie is a communications expert, mother of two and writer behind the blog I'm Still Learning. Through her blog, Stephanie muses about being a mother and wife, staying healthy and calm and finding the humor through life's ups and downs. Follow her on Twitter, Facebook, Google+,and Pinterest.

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